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A Love Letter from a Mechanical Engineer


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Have u ever thought ,if a true mechanical engineer will write a love letter 2 his girlfriend....it would be somewhat like this....

 

My perpetual darling

From the day u entered in the control volume of my mind my heart has become a closed system and its entropy is increasing according to III'rd law of loveodynamics.......

The events and activities are so complex that i cannot find the optimum path after n nos. of iterations......

My heart is unable to sustain the cyclic load of ur frequent smiles and is near to endurance limit failure.....

I am quenched in ur thoughts and no heat treatment can save my heart from decrystalisation now........

please do not test the bearing capacity of my heart valves and lower your yield strength.........

please do not increase the compression ratio of my heart so much bcoz it is not designed to bear so much thermal stress.....

please lower the octane no of ur temper as my little heart is not accustomed to so much undesired Knocking.......

I am sure that u also would be experiencing some residual stress, and will someday show a proportionate straining of ur heart according to

hooks law .........and as a Mechi i firmly believe in this theory.....so i will wait ....... till my little heart crosses its ultimate tensile stress and fractures

Your LoveStrain-Hardened lover

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